Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Ned Stark's Mother Was a White Walker

I just wanted to be the first to say it. I don't have a lot to back this up except that she's the only matriarch in all the houses that isn't mentioned or even named as some other bloggers have pointed out.
I'll expand on this in a bit but feel free to comment and let's figure out if this could be true and what it might mean....
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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Modern Human in Laos Shares Cave with Homo Erectus Soloensis Hybrid 63 Thousand years Ago

In  2009, in a cave known as Tam Pa Ling in the Annamite Mountains of present-day Laos, the oldest modern human fossil in Southeast was found.  First reported in 2012 in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences,the discovery pushed back the date of modern human migration through Laos by as much as 20,000 years. Previously we had only obtained evidence from the coasts and islands of Indonesia, and it was unknown whether examples of modern human had made it this far inland by that time. The fossil was determined to be somewhere between 46,000 and 63,000 years old.

The very next year, a jaw bone of the same relative age was found in the same locale...but this one had a mix of modern homo sapien and more archaic traits.

“In addition to being incredibly small in overall size, this jaw has a mixture of traits that combine typical modern human anatomy, such as the presence of a protruding chin, with traits that are more common of our archaic ancestors like Neanderthals – for example, very thick bone to hold the molars in place,” this from University of Illinois anthropology professor Laura Shackelford,  co-leader of the expedition withanthropologist Fabrice Demeter of the National Museum of Natural History in Paris.

She went on to say, “Some researchers have used these features as evidence that modern humans migrating into new regions must have interbred with the archaic populations already present in those regions. But a more productive way to look at this variation is to see it as we see people today – showing many traits along a continuum."

My question would be "More useful to whom?"

We don't see people today with the jaws of archaic humans. Just like we don't see people today with eyes as big as Neanderthals, or flaring cheekbones as wide as Red Deer Cave People, or brains as small and advanced as 'the hobbit."
During this time period, 46,000 to 63,000 years ago...we see perfectly modern homo sapien sapient not only in Laos, but also in Australia, the Levant, the Middle East, and possibly Africa with little or no archaic traits.  Soon after that we see them in Europe, albeit with some definitively Neanderthal charactaristics (as opposed to "like Neanderthal") in the form of "Cro-Magnon" man. In all of these places excepting possibly  the Middle East and the Levant, we see separate populations of more archaic forms living alongside the "moderns."
This is exactly what the DNA evidence tells us we should find in the fossil record: at least some of the archaic retrogression from Neanderthal and Denisova occurred during this time period, and the retrogression of Microcephalin D from a third hominid as well as introgression from an African archaic took place around this time as well. "Mungo Man's" LM3 DNA was likely inserted into a "ghost population" that bred with us or one of our own lineages around this time or somewhat earlier, to boot.

Finding a homo erectus/human hybrid next to a homo sapien sapient is exactly what we should have expected to find in Laos, due to the circumstantial evidence we've been accumulating in South East Asia over the past 50 years.

Let's look at Mungo man.
At 45 to 60 thousand years of age, he may be the the first undisputed modern Hss on record.
Sure, there were Hss in southern China, north and east Africa, and the Middle East/Levant long before Mungo Man. But all of them have some trait or other that makes them somewhat less than fully modern. For instance, the ones in Africa are still often missing chins and a definite archaic known as Iwo Eleru is still found there up until the end of the Paleolithic, and the ones from south China seem like they've picked up a few erectus traits from hybridization during that early epoch and have enormous teeth, even up until 18 thousand years ago. Up until 10,000 years ago Balangoda man in Sri Lanka still has lots of archaic traits as well.
Alternatively, I've never heard it claimed that Mungo man had any retained archaic traits...and in fact he is said to be extremely gracile for a Paleolithic human. We don't really see such light boned humans again in the fossil record until around the dawn of the agricultural revolution.

But not long after Mungo Man, we start seeing more robust Hss taking over Australia. At the end of the Ice Age, humans with definite homo erectus traits such as the Kow Swamp people start showing up on the shores of that continent.
(If you don't think that the Kow Swamp people's archaic traits are erectus-like,  then most likely you've imbibed one scientific faction's kool-aid, and it's beyond the scope of this post to explain why you're wrong, but I encourage you to Google it and learn about the opposing camps of thought).
Present Australian aborigines even have thicker skulls than Mungo Man had, and are considerably shorter.

Meanwhile, between the time of Mungo man and modern Aborigines, we know that something OTHER than Hss lived in Southeast asia.
Sure, the homo erectus soloensis fossils keep flipping back and forth between 27 thousand years ago, 100,000 years ago, and over 200,000 years ago.
But we have "the hobbit" surviving in Flores until 12,000 years ago. We have Microcephalin D which introgressed into our genome from a hominid that split off from our line 1.7 million years ago, and it most likely introgressed into our genome somewhere in Indonesia around 35 thousand years ago. We have the implied presence of Denisova in Southeast Asia at this time as well, through the high rate of gene flow into Melanesians.

The most likely, common sense thing to assume from all of this is that the ancestors of Mungo Man skirted around much of Southeast Asia to get to Australia, but left descendants all through Sundaland in close proximity to these various archaic hominids. Later those descendants who didn't make it to Australia hybridized with the homo erectus descendants that then populated most of Sundaland.

I would say that these hybrids are the ones that later took Mungo Man's place in Australia, absorbing them as they took Australia, but I'm afraid it's more complicated that that.

You see, though he is anatomically modern, Mungo Man is not our ancestor. His "mitochondrial Eve" is nearly 70 thousand years older than ours. His lineage split off from ours after Neanderthal, but before the common ancestor of all humans living today.

We know that Mungo Man was soon followed into Southeast Asia and eventually Australia by members of our own lineage, because of the current distribution of our own DNA through the regions and the circumstantial evidence of various isolated tribes throughout Southeast Asia and Australia.
Mungo Man's DNA is extinct, though we have a rare evidence of his hybridization with our own lineage due to an insertion into some modern peoples' chromosome 11 that looks a lot like his mitochondrial lineage's doing.

So what can all this tell us about the finds in Laos?

Well, we know that a representative of Mungo Man's larger LM3 population was in Sundaland at this time, as well as a representative of the descendants of homo erectus. We know that though the East Coast of china was at least partially occupied by questionably modern humans by 40 thousand years ago too.
But even up until 35 k or so there are Denisovans and Neanderthals in Siberia, and Red Deer Cave people persist in Southern China until 12 thousand years ago or more.

Shackelford describes the archaic jaw as having "traits that are more common of our archaic ancestors like Neanderthals – for example, very thick bone to hold the molars in place,”

I believe she used the phrase "like Neanderthals" to obscure the obvious. A "very thick bone to hold the molars in place" is not exclusive to Neanderthals. Not having such a jaw is one of the things that set modern Hss apart from ALL OTHER HOMINIDS. Seeing as how the Laos jaw is exceedingly small, and Neanderthal jaws are huge, a better match would be the phrase "like homo erectus."

Neanderthals have never been found anywhere near Laos. And while Melanesians show high levels of Neanderthal introgression, it's generally agreed that the Neanderthal genes were carried there by homo sapiens who picked them up somewhere in Eurasia. While the Laos jaw COULD be an example of one of these Hss hybrids coming into Indonesia from the West, it seems odd that the Laos environment would shrink the Neanderthal hybrid down to pygmy size while leaving his Hss cave-mate's lineage  alone. What's more, the fact that they were in Laos, which would not have been as conducive to human survival as the coasts to the south, and pressed up against territory to the north that would have been occupied by the ancestors of the Red Deer Cave people*, together with the fact that these are probably representatives of two different population lineages pressed into the same cave systems much like what was occurring between Neanderthals and Denisovans in the Altai region  possibly less than 10 thousand years later...leads me to believe that these guys were basically pushed into Laos by an invading people coming down into Indonesia from the northern river systems of India. Neanderthal hybrids, more robust than LM3.
Us.

I believe it's much more likely that the Neanderthal hybrids were the invaders from the west who sent these two populations scurrying into Laos. Melanesian introgression works better with a model where the Neanderthal hybrids entered Sundaland sometime AFTER 43k ago. Though they didn't test Mungo Man for Neanderthal genes before he was reburied, he is so gracile and so modern that it's hard to imagine him having any Neanderthal introgression at all. Australians have our lineage's DNA, and therefore replaced/absorbed Mungo Man, and they have less Neanderthal than Melanesians. this necessitates at least three waves of Hss into Indonesia and Southeast Asia, and we have no fossil evidence that any of them occurred before the eruption of Toba some 70k ago. Microcephaline D is not introgressed into our lineage until around 30k ago, though it is possible that it introgressed into LM3's (Mungo Man's) genome before that date, and that a population of LM3 descendents gave the introgressed erectus gene to us through assimilation.

We could solve this better if the scientists let us know whether this modern human from Laos has more traits in common with the slightly later "Cro-Magnon," (which is definitely a Neanderthal hybrid but also a modern Hss) or with Mungo Man (who is definitely a non-hybrid modern Hss but from a different lineage than our own).. But it still seems un-PC at the moment even to admit that Cro-Magnons or the even more Neanderthaloid Ibero-Maurusians are any more hybrids than we were, most likely because scientists spent the last 50 years trying to play that down...never expecting that the lid would be blown off their theories with the Neanderthal genome and the proof of introgression we know and love today.
Even the Portugal hybrid has been put back on the table, though mentioning him would get you laughed out of the faculty staff room just 10 years ago.
But we haven't gotten public apologies from any of those brutaly finalistic anti-multiregionlists we heard so often from back in the 80s and 90s.
No sir.

My bet is that the Laos modern is more akin to Mungo Man than he is to us OR Cro-Magnon, and that if they were to extract his DNA it would prove to be a descendent of LM3 and a sibling to Mungo Man.
If he is somehow from a DNA lineage that still exists today...I would bet that he is NOT from the Neanderthal hybrid invaders (us) marked by Y Chromosome D, or K and it's descendants...unless the fossil actually has Neanderthal traits that they didn't bother to mention.
And if by some chance he is of Y Chromosome C and does not have any Neanderthal traits at all, it may mean that C was originally NOT a Neanderthal hybrid and has picked up Neanderthal genes from invading populations of D and K over the past 60 thousand years.
All of these things would be "useful" to know.
And it would be nice if they would come clean and describe exactly what they mean by "modern" and "like Neanderthal," even when doing interviews for laymen.

The "modern" Laos fossil may alternatively be a member of the "ghost population" that brought LM3's mutant chromosome 11 insert to the rest of the world, though that seems to have happened much earlier to have introgressed at 10% into San bushmen in the badlands of Africa.
It could even be a member of Y Haplogroup F, which is occasionally found in East Asia and Tibet as a lesser lineage in a population dominated by C, D, or descendants of K.
This would also be useful to know.

As far as the more "archaic" jaw is concerned, the most likely scenario is that it is a hybrid of soloensis or the hobbit and descendents of LM3(Mungo man) or a similar population. It's possible that it could be a member of our own Haplogroup C that dominated erectine populations as it travelled into East Asia in a second wave following LM3, but doubtful; C seems to be associated with a different hybridization event that took place in Sri Lanka in the form of Balangoda Man and did not result in a massive molar support s (though its jaw IS larger than moderns) and did not result in a huge reduction in overall size, and I hope that if it looked like Balangoda the scientific team would have said "like Balangoda" rather than "like Neanderthal." Six foot Balangoda moving into Laos and absorbing Southeat Asian erectines, perhaps.

I don't have all of the answers, but that's the point: it's complicated and it definitely isn't linear.
However, I do not see how assuming that everything from Neanderthal to Red Deer Cave people to the Hobbit to Kow Swamp to Mungo Man were" showing many traits along a continuum" is useful at all for the purpose of obtaining models of population movements for the prehistoric past of East Asia. Nor do I see how it is useful in discerning how we picked up each individual trait from widely varying once-isolated populations to become what is considered an "anatomically and genetically modern human" today.
In fact, when I read such things I wonder whether these people are trying cover up the fact that the multi-regionalists have beaten them as of the turn of the century, or whether they just don't realize it and are in a state of denial.
Or are they just being intentionally incredibly vague until they can get the funding to do what's necessary and get the answers that we need by dredging sunken Sundaland's river basins and former shores?
I have a peer who, like Shackelford, seems to want to lump all hominids into just one species. He has pointed out that Neanderthals and humans are nearly 99% the same.
Thing is...so are lions and tigers. It is still useful to make a destinction between the ones who have stripes and the ones who have manes.
And the differences between those two fossils in Laos are way more extensive than the differences between any two "modern" humans living today, even when those two "modern humans" are separated by several continents and 160 thousand years.
If all we're going to do is "look at this variation is to see it as we see people today – showing many traits along a continuum" without continuing to divide these populations into groups with distinctive traits and distinctive DNA lineages, then there's no reason to keep digging at all. There's no "missing link" 46 to 63 thousand years ago; we already 'get' the big picture from that era.
Now that we've established it, the devil is in the details.

Some sites for reference:
http://www.pasthorizonspr.com/index.php/archives/04/2015/ancient-human-fossils-from-laos-cave-demonstrate-early-human-diversity

http://www.livescience.com/22529-oldest-bones-modern-humans-asia.html

Notes:
*-Unless of course these two populations in Laos hybridized to BECOME the Red Deer Cave people...though that is doubtful as well since their jaws are very distinct and they have no chins.

A very informative debate about this subject can be found on google groups at the link below:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/sci.anthropology.paleo/9KnSmrSVKSA












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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Is Aegon Legitimate? (G.R.R. Martin Spoilers Ahead!)

I just read a post about Aegon theories in ASOIAF and think this writer is going to be very disappointed in the book's ending. His assumptions seem very ill-informed as far as I can tell:


http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/69408-aegon-is-legitimate-its-obvious-right-long-op/?&hl=blackfyre

First off, he doesn't mention anything about literary criticism. Any hints and clues nonwithstanding, G.R.R Martin is a great writer.
Having a character such as Aegon, who doesn't appear until halfway through the series, become one of the "three dragons" (and therefore a main protagonist) would almost certainly be a deus ex machina, and I just can't imagine Martin lowering himself to a kind of pulp fiction that would invoke disfavorable reviews from pretty much every literary critic alive today. The writer of the above article may know a lot about Martin, but he doesn't seem to know much about great literature.
Having a major protagonist showing up halfway through a work, and then spending very little time with him in the second half, and then not having him become a major part of the story until the last quarter of the series where he becomes as integral to the plot and climax as the main characters we've read about from the beginning... is something we are told is amateurish in Creative Writing 101.
   Furthermore, the writer's reasons for Aegon being legit are not as strong as the reasons others have found in the works for his being false:

http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/p844r/adwd_spoilers_and_speculation_septon_meribald/

And lastly, this guy believes that Tyrion is Tywin's son, which he almost certainly is not, and there are many more clues that point to him being the product of the Mad King and Tywin's wife:

http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/84029-tyrion-is-a-targaryen-his-siblings-may-be-as-well/

But the most damning evidence of all is still simply that deus ex machinas are poor writing, and Martin doesn't do poor writing. 

This wouldn't be subverting a trope, it would just be poor writing, as bad as having Jaimie and Braun show up in the middle of the day at the same time as the Sand Snakes would be.

And Martin would NEVER do something as Hollywood as that, though the producers of the series obviously would...

Furthermore, seeing that there's still no Aegon in the series, Jorah has taken Connington's parts, and all of the symbolic references to Aegon have been left out of the show...and knowing that both the producers and Martin have said that the series and the books will wind up "in the same place"...we know that Aegon is not a major player in the end. Even if he were to die before the climax, being true born would make his story arc pointless, as well as all of Martin's carefully laid out innuendos and prequels concerning the "Blackfyre Rebellion" itself. The readers need to know the end of that story arc,;why the Golden Company changed their creed to join Daenarys, etc. Blackfyre story closure is necessary to complete several other character arcs as well. But it will definitely not culminate in Aegon being legitimate.
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Thursday, April 30, 2015

Why Unidentified Submarine Objects Disproves the Existence of Extraterrestrials

     Over the past month or so I've been seeing Unidentified Submarine Objects(USOs) coming up on various Discovery Channel and History Channel programs centered around evidence for extraterrestrial visitors to Earth such as Ancient Aliens, Alien Encounters, and the like.  What strikes me as both amusing and disappointing is that existence of such USOs pretty would be counter to theories involving extraterrestrial visitors.
     Allow me to explain...
  Most of what makes us modern happened within the past 10,000 years.  Contrary to what you might hear on shows like Ancient Aliens, the progress from old stone age to new stone age to iron age (sometimes by way of the copper and bronze ages) followed by the steel age and leading to the industrial age and then the information age follows a linear progression that can be evidenced globally.  Here and there we see advances in technology within isolated populations, and some of them spread to other cultures while others simply fade out and are forgotten, only to be rediscovered elsewhere by some other population at a later date.
  Now, homo sapien sapiens has been around for about 200,000 years. Before that, there were neanderthals and other archaic homo sapiens for an additional 150,000 years...and many of these species or subspecies had bigger brains than modern homo sapien sapiens.
  Additionally, if homo erectus soloensis and the so-called "hobbit" are related and the new dates for soloensis are correct, then a population of homo erectus living in the the now-sunken continent of Sundaland may have had a more developed frontal lobe than the ancestors of homo sapiens had 260,000 years ago or more.
  In fact, since archaic homo sapiens goes back over 500,000 years, we can safely assume that there have been species on the planet capable of complex thought since at least 500,000 years ago. If we were ever to do any underwater archeology in the once fertile coastlines of Sundaland, or if we were  ever able to actually find more fossils of the hominids that we know were in India previous to Narmada Man,  we might even find that advanced frontal lobes go back 750,000 years or more. In fact, the first controversial example of abstract thought shows up around a million years ago, not 40,000, the date that Eurocentrists once claimed.
  Since it only takes 10,000 years to go from Stone age to Industrial age and only 100 years to go from Industrial Age to Information Age, our current level of technology, (or at least that of the late 1800s) could have happened at any time in the history of Homo for the past 500,000 to 750,000 years, provided that the culture which reached that level of technology left no or few traces of its technology.
  Anyone who has seen the recent TV programs showing what would happen if every human being disappeared tomorrow such as "After Us" realizes that there would be no trace of anyone having ever used metallurgy in less than 25,000 years.
  Additionally, the most desirable real estate on earth during the ice age is now underwater (Sundaland), leaving only what would have been uninhabited mountain ranges at the time(Java, Borneo, etc.).
  So what does this have to do with USOs and visiting extraterrestrials, might you ask?
  Well, since we still don't quite know whether light speed itself is even possible, and since we don't yet have any good ideas about how a craft might survive the rigors of deep space travel, and since statititions have shown that finding the planet Earth is highly improbable for aliens at any level of technology, the desire to physically come here even more so....it follows that even theories like the more radical versions of AAH(Aquatic Ape Hypothesis), Atlantis, and even Hollow Earth and Creationism are still infinitely more probable than interplanetary travel having occured in our planet's past!
  In fact, interplanetary travel is no more a possibility than  inter-dimensional travel or time travel as far as our current understandings are concerned.
  Recently, Michio Kaku has proposed that an alien culture might send out mechanized drones to find life on other planets, leaving "trip-wires" on Moons to alert them to a planets ascension to the Space Age. This increases the probability of an extraterrestrial visitation, but not until the 1960s...at least as far as we know!
  Therefore, statistically speaking, the chance of aliens having visited our planet before 1960 are less than the chance for the existence of fairies, elves, and unicorns!
   Even if they did find irrefutable evidence of high tech USOs operating in our ocean and don't reason that the government has reached that  state of technology (after all the US Gov did have a version of google earth 50 years before the public did), then there are still better explanations for the technology than aliens.
  In fact, even if they found a new species of hominid in a submerged USO, it would still be more logical to assume we shared a common terrestrial ancestor with it than to believe that it is from another planet. Maybe the Hollow Earth Theorists, Edgar Allen Poe, and various Native American legends are correct and there is a race of hominids living in the vast unexplored caverns of the earth. Maybe the earliest of the AAH theorists are right and one branch of our semi-aquatic ancestor stayed in the sea, having achieved a civilization far greater than ours on Sundaland in the remote past. Hell, maybe USOs are operated by a form of whales that retained arms for tool making, being that some claim that they are smarter than humans!
  As ludicrous as all of this sounds, it's no more far-fetched than interstellar travel, as far as our current understandings are concerned. Not even 5% of the species that have existed on Earth are represented in the fossil record. Most of our planet's formerly prime real estate is now under water. A fossil of a chimpanzee has never been found in the wild, although we know that they exist. 25% of the US has not even been field surveyed, and there are vast areas of the Earth that will never be explored. There are places on land we cannot get to without destroying because our of lack of fur and our lack of immunities, and there are places under the sea where strange species exists that we will likely never get to. Most of the evidence of man's past is beneath the sea along the former coasts, and we are doing pretty much nothing to explore it.

  Even if we found that a species of hominid found on a USO had DNA different than any other species on earth, and that DNA was equally distant from every species on Earth, it would still not be evidence of interplanetary travel... because inter-dimensional travel is equally impossible according to our current understanding.
  So what's my point? I'm just pointing out that the bias on these popular alien shows borders on journalistic criminality. I understand that the ratings go down when the real scientists appear on their television programs, but at least they could get some other fringe theorists with equally plausible whacky explanations to provide a counterpoint.
  When every mystery is followed by "We can't figure it out ...therefore Ancient Aliens!" and you know that they are talking about "aliens" of the interplanetary, material, travelling variety... it reeks of jumping to conclusions and makes little sense when there are so many other explanations, mainstream and otherwise, that can be found with a simple google search.
  If an alien were to come out of the sea and make contact with the president, appearing on the 6 o'clock news tomorrow with proof that their DNA was different from any DNA on Earth, I wouldn't necessarily be surprised that some species in the vast universe had finally proven that light speed or inter-dimensional travel were possible and had therefore made themselves an engine to get here. I'm just saying that even if the reports of USOs are genuine, It's no more likely that they are extraterrestrial or extra-dimensional than it is that they are perfectly terrestrial and simply unknown to us.
  And my main problem with Ancient Aliens is that man's technological advancement  has proven to be largely linear over the past 10 thousand years at least, right up through the 1800s, and therefore if any aliens visited Earth in the past as anything more than  casual observers we don't seem to have benefited from it as much as Ancient Aliens seems to make out. Even things like the Antykthera Mechanism and megalithic structures, though advanced for their time, would be as primitive to the creators of light speed and extra-dimensional travel as a homo habilis's hand-axe is to modern man. What's more, there are linear technological progressions from human cultures that ultimately result in things like the Antykthera Mechanism and megaliths, despite what Ancient Alien kooks spread about pyramids springing out of a Nile formerly inhabited only by grunting ape-men. there were underground mines along the Nile over 20 thousand years ago, and they aren't mining for Sitchin's gold but for flint and red ochre...the staples of paleolithic culture, not the culture of little green men from Sirius B!!
  Man is not so stupid as to have to have an E.T. come down and teach him to do even the most mundane things, but Ancient Aliens would have you believe that our race wouldn't have ever been able to learn to wipe our own arses or rub two sticks together without alien intervention.
  I'll have them know that I figure out things and try doing things differently with different tools and even invent new things all the time without consulting people from other planets...and since all the parts of my brain have been on this planet for at least 200,000 years I see no reason why my ancestors needed aliens, either. As far as the overall fossiland lithic record are concerned, the linear progression of man's technology has few, if any, missing links. they show that he did not need alien intervention in the least.


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Monday, April 13, 2015

If Anthropologists and Archeologists Wanted the World to Take them Seriously

If Anthropologists and Archeologists Wanted the World to Take them Seriously

If anthropologists and archeologists wanted the world to take them more seriously, so that 9 out of 10 college grads didn't put their faith in the History Channel or the Discovery Channel instead, they would do a few things. And they woould stop digging in Oldavai Gorge, stop redating fossils that were redated within the last two decades, stop working on anything in strata younger than say 3000 B.C., and stop debating about human ancestors previous to 4 million B.C. , until the following questions have been adequately answered for the public.

1. What is the origin of the pyramids on the different continents? We heard your answer about all the different cultures coming up with them independently, but we didn't buy it. In fact, it made us wonder why we are paying our taxes and tuition to support your research.

Luckily, amateur scientists have done part of your job for you and adequately explained to us how the pyramids could have been made without the help of high tech machinery. This is a job that you had previously failed to accomplish, but having it done means you've got the rest of your work cut out for you...so chop-chop!

2. What is the origin of tooth avulsion? We heard your answer about all the different cultures coming up with it independently, but we didn't buy it. We would buy it if you had an underlying reason to go along with the assumption, but lock-jaw aint it.

The first fossils with the same teeth knocked out at adolescence are in Australia 50 thousand years ago, the Maghreb in North Africa 20 thousand years ago, and the Jomon in Japan 20 thousand years ago. We need a source area of dispersal and a DNA lineage, or an anatomical explanation. If a hybrid tooth pattern of sinodonts vs sundadonts vs neanderthal vs erectines or any other combinations therein might create a need for such a practice, we need to know that too.

3. What is the homeland of the original practitioners of artifial cranial deformation? Were they a ghost population, and if not please provide us with their haplogroups. We heard your answer about all the different cultures coming up with the practice independently, but we didn't buy it. It makes us think that people who read books too much and spend all day in labs must lose their common sense completely somewhere along the way. If the crania deformers were a ghost population, please provide a few solid theories as to which extinct human haplogroup or archaic hominid lineage they are partially derived from.

The smart ones among us are pretty sure that they weren't alien hybrids, but even that is a better explanation than the little you scientist types have given us. We also need explanations of the absense of certain sutures on some of these skulls, and an explanation or refutation of the claim that there are extra arteries in the back of the Paracas skulls. We've all seen the holes on Youtube with our own eyes, and if they are indicitave of additional trepanations and not extra arteries at all, then we need a real scientists to say so publicly (and not in a nerdy boring article behind a pay-wall). If any archaics had extra holes or if the process of hybridization between any two known hominids might produce these extra arteries, that would be useful to know as well.

The first instances of it are redated to North Australia 20 thousand years ago and the Beijing area at roughly the same date. The next examples are from Korea and Ur around 8000 years ago, and the 45,000 year old Neanderthal at Shanidar has been debinked, so that should be a good start.

4. Are you guys admitting that the Ark of the Covenant was a capacitor, or where is the debunk page? 20 pages deep on a Google search and the only one I've seen looks like it might be showing that any box with gold around it is a capacitor, but I really can't tell since it's written so nerdy and is further complicated with Fundamentalist philosophy.

We try to argue from a scientific viewpoint with our friends and all they have to do is say "Ark of the Covenant" and quote a couple lines from Ancient Aliens and we're lost. We're not all electricians, so we need it given to us simple-like; a simple explanation of each opposing point of view will suffice.

5. What mtDNA and Y Haplogroups, not populations, have the most of each of the following things:

*Microcephaline D

*ASPM-D

*Mungo Man's Chromosomal Introgression

*YAP

*Neanderthal (Divided into at least two clusters since it is known that Asians have a different segment of the genome than Europeans do).

*Denisovan (Divided into at least 3 clusters since it has three genomic divurgence points within it and there's some suggestion that some modern people have one or two parts but not all three parts of the greater genome).

Until archeologists, anthropologists, and archeogeneticists complete at least those five challenges, people will continue to turn to programs like The Search for Lost Giants and Ancient Aliens and will continue wondering why they had to take Civilization I and II in college in the first place...and eventually you might even lose funding for your government paid programs.

Then you won't be able to dig for proof that Neanderthal was stupid after all, or that dogs didn't really get domesticated until 5000 B.C. after all, or that Moses didn't exist, or that Hittites were really the Sittites as opposed to the Shittites...because there won't be any money left to dig with!

And remember not to put it only behind a pay wall: less than 1% of us can see it there, but we've all got the History Channel.


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Neanderthals Did Not Go Extinct, Pure Homo Sapien Sapiens Did

Even though we've found widespread Neanderthal and Denisovan introgression in all modern non-subsaharan humans, and sub-saharan Africans have been found to have introgression from a third archaic hominid... people keep coming up with reasons why Neanderthals went extinct. Recently the one about dog domestication being mankind's trump card over Neanderthals has been revived again:

http://bestalkingdogs.tumblr.com/post/111378122406/how-dogs-helped-humans-to-thrive-over-neanderthals

Newsflash: Neanderthals did not go extinct, and neither did Denisovans. We are all hybrids of "archaic homo sapien," it's direct descendent "homo sapien sapient" and at least 3 other archaic populations. It's probably more like 6 archaic populations, since the Denisova hominid is hybrid of eastern Neanderthal, another line that split off from the neanderthal/human line a million years ago, and yet another line that split off as much as 3 million years ago. Plus 90% of people outside of sub-Saharan Africa have assimilated a microcephalin gene from still another mysterious hominid that split off from our line 1.7 million years ago or more.

I assume the reason that this hasn't hit home with scientists who still want to explain the demise of neanderthal in a species vs. species manner is that only 4% to 10% of our nuclear DNA is at present contributed to these other hominids. One has to wonder where they think the other 90% comes from.

You see, nuclear DNA is not the same as mtDNA or yDNA in that it is not so finite. In other words, just because a person has 90% homo sapien sapient nuclear DNA doesn't mean that it all came from descendents of mito Eve or Y-Chromosome Adam.
 Furthermore, mito Eve and Y Adam were not anatomically modern humans. True anatomically modern humans don't show up until around 115,000 years ago in Africa and the Levant, and both of our proposed progenitors are far older than that. Previous to the first anatomically moderns in the fossil record, we had "almost modern" homo sapiens from North, South and East Africa all the way to South China and mito Eve and Y Adam most likely came from separate tribes anywhere within that zone. They may have been on separate continents for all we know for 100% certain. In fact the first undisputably modern HSS was found in Australia and is dated to 50 thousand years ago, but he is not our ancestor: his DNA split off after Neanderthal but before mito Eve or Y Adam.

This specimen, Mungo Man, is more gracile than the anatomically modern humans that came directly after him all over the world. The European version of anatomically modern human from that era, once dubbed "cro-magnon," is much more robust and many of the specimens have neanderthal derived features. Even in Australia, the successors of Mungo Man are more robust and archaic than that 50,000 year old skeleton was. Mungo Man may have been the descendent of a far ranging, endurance running type of HSS because he stood about 6'6 and had such a lithe bone structure.

A piece of Mungo Man's DNA has imbedded itself in a chromosome of some people living today, so although we know that he didn't contribute to our mtDNA or yDNA lines, we are sure that at least one person in his genome was one of our ancestor's paternal grandmas or maternal grandpas. This population of anatomically modern human passed on its nuclear DNA to us as well as the freakish strand in our chromosome, but because it was not the direct maternal or paternal line to any modern humans it does not show up in mtDNA or y Chromosome studies.
If the freakish accident that caused it to embedd something into out cromosome hadn't happened, we wouldn't have even known that it ever mated with us. Evidence of Mungo Man does not show up in our nuclear DNA because his nuclear DNA is pretty much the same as ours. We have no way to discern whether our nuclear makeup comes from y-DNA Adam, Mito Eve, Mungo Man, or any of the other ghost populations of anatomically modern human and near-anatomically modern human. Most likely our nuclear DNA came from all of them, not just Adam and Eve.

What's more, some researchers have found that the MAJORITY of our immune system was inherited from archaic hominids, not HSS.

So if you're only 8% Neanderthal and  2% Denisovan. that doesn't mean that you're 90% human the way we think of human today.
It's more like 8% Neanderthal, 2% Denisovan, 12% African archaic, 8% Levantine archaic, 5% Indian archaic, 5% Indonesian Archaic, 10%  Central Asian Archaic, 10% Mungo Man, 10% extinct y Haplogroup F*, 10% cro-magnon, 10% extinct mtDNA M*, and maybe even 10% late surviving Rhodesian Man, late surviving Idaltu Man, or even Red Deer Cave People (if you believe they're modern humans early OOA like some scientists want you to to).

Plus we have a microcephalin gene from a homo erectus soloensis descendent or a 3 foot furry hobbit.

Incidentally, some of these ancient hominids whose nuclear DNA would be virtually indistinguishable from ours were a lot different looking from us than Shanidar Neanderthal was. Some Neanderthals had chins, and some of our "anatomically modern" ancestors didn't, for instance. Some of their skulls are at least as divergent from ours as neanderthals was, and it is more due to their skeleton  that they are placed  within our ancestral line.

So what am I getting at?

Neanderthal may have contributed as much to your personal genomic make-up as any other of your ancestral ice age populations. Some of your ancestors of about the same era were probably even uglier and alien-looking than your Neanderthal great grand-uncle was.
Also, "pure" homo sapien sapient is extinct: there was 100,000 years of human lineages splitting off from our line between the departure of Neanderthal Man and the birth of Mito Eve and yDNA Adam. Those millions of lineages created millions of populations and most of them have left no modern direct descendents, just like Neanderthal...and though their mtdna and y haplogroups don't survive, they're contributions to our modern genomic make-up are hidden in our nuclear DNA, immune systems, chromosomes. etc.

Since every instance of the mtDNA  and Y lineages that survive contain archaic introgression, isn't it obvious that we are all hybrids and that "pure" homo sapien sapient suffered the same fate as "pure" Neanderthal?


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Saturday, April 11, 2015

Explaining Evolution to Christians, and Genesis to Evolutionists: A Metaphor

Explaining Evolution to Christians, and Genesis to Evolutionists: A Metaphor

Let me tell you what I did recently.

On the first day I cut out some wood.

On the second day I sanded some boards.

On the third day I painted some cabinet parts.

On the fourth day I assembled some cabinets.

On the fifth day I made a delivery to a duplex.

On the sixth day I created a galley kitchen.

On the seventh day I rested.

Now, from what I've said you don't really know whether all of those days I mentioned are consecutive, but you probably assumed I was talking about a week.

You might assume that I know the word "cycle" and can't be using "day" instead of it, but you can't be absolutely sure. You may or may not know that wood turns into boards which turns into cabinet parts which turns into cabinets which turns into a kitchen.

Or you might not.

My guess is that if you lived on this planet around 5,000 B.C, you didn't have a word for cycle, cabinet, OR "galley kitchen."

 
My guess is that it took the invention of the wheel and possibly a passing knowledge of astronomy for man to grasp the concept of a cycle in any form other than a "day." For the layman to understand the modern definition of a cycle, it probably took the invention of clockwork.

And I know for a fact that the words "evolution," "natural selection," and "genetic drift" hadn't been invented in 5000 B.C.

Just sayin'.

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Thursday, April 9, 2015

AAH or AAT: Reconsidering a Few Thing About the Aquatic Ape Theory or Hypothesis

When I first heard of the Aquatic Ape Theory as a teenager, I had a good laugh. By the 1980s, we had alot more fossils to look at than Max Westenhöfer had had in 1942 or Sir Alister Hardy had had in the 1960s, and the perceived gap they sought to close in the human fossil record had by that time been found to be virtually non-existent. In the 80s and 90s, AAT seemed like something made up by people who really wanted to believe in mermaids.

But since then the AAH theorists have become alot less radical in their views, and with all the evidence of marine exploitation and coastal/riverside expansion in our fossil and archeological records, it would probably be unwise to discount any possibility at all that a temporary waterside existence influenced a stage in the evolution of mankind. Most explanations provided by modern AAH thinkers can be explained more logically by other mechanisms, as pointed out by Jim Moore's website "Aquatic Ape Theory: Sink or Swim?" John Hawks points out that most of these theories require terrestrial stressors for hominids to keep the traits they supposedly aquired in a water environment, therefore showing that these stressors could have caused the adaptations that AAH attempts to explain in the first place. However, Phillip V. Tobias , one of the most respected anthropologists of the past century, stated before his death in 2012 that there are certain aspects of AAH that are "that seem more difficult to reason away." He also noted in a 2012 paper that rejection of the AAH has led to stigmatization of a whole spectrum of topics related to the evolution of humans and their interaction with water.

Hominids spread out over the Earth along coasts and river routes, and kitchen middens go back at least 164,000 years, so I wouldn't discount that at least some of the traits we've aquired over that time may have resulted as a result of a coastal existence. It is understood that the traits we've aquired over the past 164,000 years are all pretty minor traits considering the span of hominid evolution, but they are all traits that separate us from some of the other archaic hominids that were around at that time, and they are traits that separate us from one another "racially." But there seems to be one demographic of extant homo sapien sapient that has evolved ever-so slightly more than the rest of us towards a maritime existence. These are the so-called "sea-gypsies" of southeast Asia. Conveniently, they are precisely the people that Oppenheimer, Solheim, and Manansala have identified as remnants of the "Nusantao Maritime Culture" which they theorize is one of the major impetuses of the Neolithic revolution and the spread of civilization around the world.

The ancestors of these people. the proto-Nusantao, are also likely the source of elongated carnial deformation practices, mummification, and circumcision, according to the views of those authors. What's more, the Nusantao or proto-Nusantao are the most likely spreaders of Microcephalin D, which entered our genome 30 thousand years ago from an extinct hominid that is not neanderthal or denisovan, and most likely not "the hobbit" either. We will call this ancestor Hominid X. Hominid X had split off from the ancestor of homo sapien sapient at least 1.7 million years ago before it's genes reunited with us again in the late Pleistocene. We assimilated his Microcephalin D and seem to have bred out all of his other genes since then. The "unknown hominid" component in the Denisova gene is probably a branch of this same unknown hominid's genome that spread from SE Asia into China. Either this hominid lived in South Asia or Sundaland up until at least 30 thousand years ago, or a "sister race" of anatomically modern humans akin to "Mungo Man" which had already assimilated Microcephalin D did, or it wouldn't be present in 90% of non-sub-Saharan Africans today. We had to assimilate it from someone, and the best match for a location of that hybridization is SE Asia with South Asia coming in a close second.

The Nusantao or pre-Nusantao are also the most likely spreaders of ASPM-D, a new allele that arose a mere 11 thousand years ago in populations with Microcephalin D and has since spread to 70% of non-sub-Saharan Africans alive today. Microcephalin D, incidentally, is inherit in 90% of today's population. In a very general sense, wherever you don't find Y Haplogroup F you don't find Microcephalin D....and wherever you don't find F's descended Y Haplogroup K you don't find ASPM D. The highest frequencies and diversities of both these genome sweeping alleles are found in Papua New Guineans, South East Asian Sea Gypsies, and Kalash...basically pointing to a spread from the center of Southeast Asia.

Did the Nusantao bind their heads to emulate their Hominid X/Homo sapien hybrid ancestors who gave them Microcephalin D?
Was Hominid X the descendent of homo erectus soloensis, which has recently been tentatively redated to 260,000 from a previous date of 27 thousand years ago?
How long did Hominid X live a maritime existence in the fluctuating sea levels of SE Asia over the past 1.7 million years, if at all, and how much did it change them?
How long did the proto-Nusantao or proto-Australasians live in this environment before spreading civilization and these sweeping Microcephalin and ASPM genes to the mainland?
Was it long enough to give them other traits that can be associated with a maritime existence, and did any of those traits make a sweep of the human genome as well?
I know hairlessness took a long time in marine mammal evolution, but I still don't quite buy that our lack of hair is all because of sweating. Horses sweat but are still alot hairier than us, and Nusantao y haplogroup O is alot less hairy than I am across the board.
Were my ancestors even hairier before the Neolithic revolution and the influx of Sundalanders into mainland genes?
Is 1.7 million years of seaside existence long enough to contribute to the developement of that kind of adaptive trait, or any of the others mentioned by AAH theorists?

And someone please give us a counter vs. AAH theorists as to why we alone among terrestrial mammals have that nasty gross stuff all over us when we're born, just like the marine mammals.

As Stan Gooch taught us long ago, it is always valuable to wonder, "What if they are all right?" when faced with seeming contradictions from various camps in interdisciplinary studies, especially in human origins.

  So this year I will not be throwing the baby out with the bath water like I did the first time I encountered AAH, but will consider whether parts of the more plausible modern theories of it's supporters might be partially correct or even totally correct for a particular sub-species which contributed to our current genomic make-up. And the questions put forth above will be further explored along with other reconsidered theories, such as partial multi-regionalism, Stan Gooch's "Double Helix" hypothesis, Paul Bahn's paleolithic horse domestication, even aspects of Gene McCarthy's Macroevolution, and many others.

Even the whacky-ass Urantia book predicted that chimps evolved from humans, which seems like it might kinda sorta be the case! Amazingly, the current mainstream is of the notion that the great apes descended from a fully bipedal ancestor which they shared with man!
Sorry we won't be spending much time on Creation or Ancient Aliens, though...gotta draw the line somewhere. Though I believe in God as well as life on other planets, I don't see any evidence in the Earth's record of evolution or technological progression actually needing or receiving the kind of help that those two camps propose. There just aren't that many "missing links" in evolutiuonary or cultural continuum anymore...and alternate explanations can be found with a simple google search for just about anything those camps propose.
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Thursday, January 23, 2014

New Dr. Dan and the Looters Video

Those Ways is the first single from the upcoming "Dr. Dan and the Looters" album.

Dr. Dan Matrazzo exploded back upon the jazz and jam scenes in 2013 with his first album in over 10 years, "Firefly" with Stanton Moore of Galactic.
He also co-headlined Warren Haynes 25th Anniversary Christmas Jam as a member of Sco-Mule (Gov't Mule Plus Dr. Dan and John Scofield) and his new funk rock quartet "Dr. Dan and the Looters" headlined several music festivals and toured the south east.

They've started off 2014 with the first single from and upcoming alt-funk masterpiece.

You can check them out here:
www.thelootersmusic.com
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Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Lao Skull Earliest Example of Modern Human Fossil in Southeast Asia

Lao Skull Earliest Example of Modern Human Fossil in Southeast Asia

Aug. 20, 2012 — An ancient skull recovered from a cave in the Annamite Mountains in northern Laos is the oldest modern human fossil found in Southeast Asia, researchers report. The discovery pushes back the clock on modern human migration through the region by as much as 20,000 years and indicates that ancient wanderers out of Africa left the coast and inhabited diverse habitats much earlier than previously appreciated.

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Friday, August 16, 2013

Our Neanderthal Teachers

McPherron and his colleagues have
: discovered that Neanderthals
: created a specialized kind of
: bone tool previously only seen
: in modern humans. These tools
: are about 51,000 years old,
: making them the oldest known
: examples of such tools in Europe
: and predating the known arrival
: of modern humans.

http://tinyurl.com/mjzsu2h
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Earliest Hominin Carnivory

http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0062174

Abstract:

The emergence of lithic technology by ~2.6 million years ago (Ma) is
often interpreted as a correlate of increasingly recurrent hominin
acquisition and consumption of animal remains. Associated faunal
evidence, however, is poorly preserved prior to ~1.8 Ma, limiting our
understanding of early archaeological (Oldowan) hominin carnivory.
Here, we detail three large well-preserved zooarchaeological
assemblages from Kanjera South, Kenya. The assemblages date to ~2.0
Ma, pre-dating all previously published archaeofaunas of appreciable
size. At Kanjera, there is clear evidence that Oldowan hominins
acquired and processed numerous, relatively complete, small ungulate
carcasses. Moreover, they had at least occasional access to the
fleshed remains of larger, wildebeest-sized animals. The overall
record of hominin activities is consistent through the stratified
sequence � spanning hundreds to thousands of years � and provides the
earliest archaeological evidence of sustained hominin involvement with
fleshed animal remains (i.e., persistent carnivory), a foraging
adaptation central to many models of hominin evolution.

"Paleoenvironmental analyses indicate that the assemblages
formed on a grassy plain set between a freshwater lake and the
wooded slopes of nearby hills and mountains. The recovered
faunas consist primarily of grassland-adapted bovids (Parmularius,
Antidorcas), equids (Equus), and suids (Metridiochoerus), with
waterdependent taxa (e.g., Hippopotamus, Crocodylus, and reduncine
bovids) also present in limited numbers. Isotopic analyses of
dental enamel and pedogenic carbonates concordantly indicate a
grassland setting at KJS."
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